This is the devil’s favorite post
brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS
STOP REWARDING THE BIG BANG THEORY FOR BEING HORRIBLE AND MEDIOCRE
Synchronization rate 420%.
girl: come over
me: interior crocodile alligator
girl: my parents aren’t home
me: i drive a chevrolet movie theater
P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.
The notes on this post are fucking hysterical, and they’re all exactly what you’d imagine they’d be.
"hairless cats are disgusting!"
"hairy women are disgusting!"